BRING ME YOUR 4TH GENERATION MUTANTS!!! screamed the Space Queen as the lid of the pod slid open with a waft of nitrous vapor occluding the bluish viscous fluid inside. Something moved. Was it a minute readjustment of the reflector microarray, or was it the first indication of some pulsing, oozing, jelly-like tremulation of the diaphanous substrate? 

A distant hum and a faint crepuscular glow unassumingly emerged from the cavernous, tomblike ink sac of eternal darkness. The atmophere had been seared off the planet centuries earlier. Giant sandstone pillars, sagging with the oppressive weight of millenia, languished at semi-regular intervals on the tarmac. Amid the dust of ages piled here and there were the rows of gleaming titanium incubators...     

Out where?

It is strange that physicists would propose a heretofore unexamined (possibly undetectable) "multiverse" of parallel physical realities while so obviously failing to account for what is essentially the most basic and significant fact about living beings, which is that everything we know and understand about ourselves and our universe is a component of an apparently separate, complete, and more or less self-sufficient (that is, automatically generated) internal reality. 

The multiverse, for all the technical sophistication it may represent as a solution to unsolved problems in physics and cosmology, does not, in retrospect, appear to have been entirely a human invention.

DABS

The Department of Authoritarian Bullshit has just announced that a three-week old piece of cheese stuck in JD Vance's buttcrack is the fucking pope. 

Bow down, minions! Bow down to the little piece of cheese mmkay!  

Out in two days on Planet Mu

Hittin' that (re)fresh

Buy me a fucking coffee

 

if today's young people are even half the vacuous, submissive, celebrity-worshipping, button-pushing automatons our freshly inaugurated suicide squad of power brokers takes them to be, it won't make the slightest fucking difference which self-aggrandizing shithead supposedly runs this country four years from now